This booty is another year older today! But how old am I?
Every time I pass another dog walker
I like to keep my men and legs length.
Did you even notice what colour my underwear is?
What’s under my skirt could help you over hump day.
I can’t even hide it from the front.
It’s not hump day yet, but we can make today ‘tap that Tuesday”
Every time I see another dog walker
Have you ever had this POV on a zoom call?
Every day is hump day.
Found the perfect solution for when my butt feels restricted.
Can you tell which one is bigger?
My hobby is making you hard.
This booty is another year older today! But how old am I?