The UK'S most successful prostitute

That should be gut her not but

Forget the bikers, let's organize a barbecue, Invite all her regular clients to her final gig, gang bang her over two days, the wash her and swill out her holes, slaughter her, but her and cook her over an open fire on a hot spot, then its cooked whore for all, few beers live music, thatcwould be a fitting farewell for the old slut, and a nice meal for her customers.

FRIED CUNT, That part is MINE! So hands off

Theresa Burgess for me, onions, pickle, relish mmmm can taste it now. Any chance of making this happen? Would love to actually try her meat.

Mm they should market that, if Morrisons had packs of Roast Theresa in the freezer I'd try it, with chips and peas 😋

Hahaha fuck me, Roast Theresa, that's a Sunday dinner, I'd fucking love to try, " bit of tit and arse cheek please..and stuffing, oh and pass the gravy " ha ha ha

Now THAT I'd pay to see, roast whore mmm any gravy with that?

She needs sorting by Hells Angels they would see she was destroyed permanently once all done fucking her she'd be tied to a tree and whipped with bike chains, by every member of the gang. The set fire to.

Such a filthy old slag, can't keep her custard Knicks on five minutes ha ha ha